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Feb 7, 2011
People are Jerks
I had an encounter with an extremely rude gentleman at work the other day, I don't know what his name was but for the sake of privacy I shall call him douche-face... It went something like this:
11:30 AM **Phone Rings**
ME: Hello?
DF: Hi, do you have generic speaker grills?
ME: No sir, unfortunately we do not carry generic speaker grills.
DF: Are you sure? Your not just out of stock? Because I'm pretty sure you carry them.
ME: No sir we don't.
DF: Really...
ME: Yes.. But-
**Hangs up on me**
About 4:30 PM. I get a tap on the shoulder.
DF: Did you talk to me on the phone this morning?
ME: (Already recognizing his douchey demeanor) Yes.
DF: And you said you didn't have any generic speaker grills?
ME: Correct.
**He grabs me by the arms and brings me to a shelf where we have ONE speaker grill that is made for ONE specific speaker and WILL NOT fit anything else.**
DF: Explain this.
ME: That sir, is an Infinity Speaker Grill.
DF: Exactly!
ME: And it will only fit that one kind of speaker.
DF: Whatever! Same thing!
ME: No sir, not the same. It will only fit that particular brand.
DF: WHATEVER! Why didn't you tell me?!
ME: You hung up on me sir.
DF: You didn't tell me you had these!!
ME: Probably because you had hung up on me.
DF: **starts to stomp away** I cannot believe the customer service here.
ME: You hung up on me!! HAVE A GREAT DAY! OH AND NICE MULLET YOU DOUCHE!
...ok I didn't say that last bit... but I wish I did. People are jerks, for no reason.
Just an observation.
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