Feb 7, 2011

People are Jerks


I had an encounter with an extremely rude gentleman at work the other day, I don't know what his name was but for the sake of privacy I shall call him douche-face... It went something like this:

11:30 AM **Phone Rings**

ME:  Hello?

DF:  Hi, do you have generic speaker grills?

ME:  No sir, unfortunately we do not carry generic speaker grills.

DF: Are you sure?  Your not just out of stock? Because I'm pretty sure you carry them.

ME: No sir we don't.

DF: Really...

ME: Yes.. But-

**Hangs up on me**

About 4:30 PM.  I get a tap on the shoulder.

DF: Did you talk to me on the phone this morning?

ME: (Already recognizing his douchey demeanor) Yes.

DF: And you said you didn't have any generic speaker grills?

ME: Correct.

**He grabs me by the arms and brings me to a shelf where we have ONE speaker grill that is made for ONE specific speaker and WILL NOT fit anything else.**

DF:  Explain this.

ME:  That sir, is an Infinity Speaker Grill.

DF: Exactly!

ME: And it will only fit that one kind of speaker.

DF: Whatever! Same thing!

ME: No sir, not the same.  It will only fit that particular brand.

DF: WHATEVER!  Why didn't you tell me?!

ME:  You hung up on me sir.

DF:  You didn't tell me you had these!!

ME:  Probably because you had hung up on me.

DF: **starts to stomp away** I cannot believe the customer service here.

ME:  You hung up on me!! HAVE A GREAT DAY! OH AND NICE MULLET YOU DOUCHE!

...ok I didn't say that last bit... but I wish I did.  People are jerks, for no reason.

Just an observation.

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