You Know You Have to Much Money When... #2

Rent an entire hotel.

Money Wasted - 5,000/night

The Chanier at Cliff Walk in Newport, Rhode Island offers a "Private Experience Package".  That gives you the ENITRE hotel.  This mansion has 20 period rooms and jacuzzi tubs...  Private Experience Package eh?  More like the "I-am-a-greedy-rich-douche-who-wants-every-room-so-there-is-nothing-left-for-anyone-else-even-though-I-know-I-will-never-need-all-those-rooms Package!"

Not only do you get the hotel to yourself but you also get meals made by a personal chef, couples massages, and your own chauffeur to drive you around the city.  Although after spending five grand to be in a large house, I doubt you will want to waste time running around town surrounded by normal one-hotel-room people.

I think for a Valentines date it would be a lot more fun to fly up to Rhode Island, egg the ba-jesus out of this place, and then poop in each jacuzzi.

Just a thought.

**I TAKE ALL THIS BACK IF THIS HOTEL IS HAUNTED**  (It would be totally worth it)